David van Wert: The Unauthorized Autobiography
David van Wert is a homo sapien. He was born in a hospital, then moved into a house with his parents shortly thereafter. But that only lasted for about 17 years.
He attended school for a bit in his youth, but eventually stopped going after graduation.
David went on to hold many jobs, a few of which he still has to this day.
He is primarily indigenous to the western half of the United States but has been spotted outside this region on a few occasions.
