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Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony

And with the flinging of the Olympic torch onto an enormous pile of kerosene soaked tires, the XXII Olympic Winter Games in Sochi have officially begun!

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Richard Sherman

Richard Sherman out-douchebagged every athlete ever tonight! I have never seen a less gracious display after a game. And coming from the winner too… wow, Richard Sherman. Wow. (disclaimer: “Douchebaggery” only involves non-criminal “being a jerk” stuff. I’m sure he … Continue reading >>

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Happy New Year!

In this glorious New Year, as we all look optimistically toward the future and all the promise it holds, does it really matter where my pants are, Officer?

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Gilligan’s Island

If they’re gonna do a movie re-make of Gilligan’s Island, I hope Christopher Nolan is directing and it’s like his Batman compared to 60s TV Batman. I want a full-out “Lord of the Flies” with adults.

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Big Deal

It’s nice of the Guinness Book to keep records of “stadium noise.” Gives people who’ve never won anything something to be proud of. #seattle @PeteCarroll

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