Fixer-upper, 29, seeks attractive, intelligent, committed woman looking for new project. I have potential!

Intelligent, successful, happy SWF seeks aggressive "going nowhere" type with many unfulfilled dreams. Brooding jealousy a plus.

Unemployed alcoholic with short temper looking for patient, caring enabler for long-term relationship.

Pretty, out-going, funny SWF seeks sensitive, caring guy with great sense of humor for coffee, live music, deep conversations, museums, and all the great times I won’t have with the handsome, rich jerk I’ll leave you for.

New in town! SWM, loves music, movies, restaurants. Seeking new friends to show me all this city has to offer! Introductions to people from whom I can buy weed especially appreciated!

Vivacious woman, 26, loves to laugh, seeks attractive gay male (any race) for long talks, dinner, shopping, dancing at clubs, and comparing the losers I date to.

Lesbian trapped in man’s body seeks two (or more) bi- females to help me through this difficult time of adjustment.

6 foot tall, painfully thin woman seeking 6 foot tall, morbidly obese man. We may not look like much on our own, but together we’ll be a "10."

Scruffy looking drifter with history of mental problems seeks attractive young co-ed. Non-smokers only, please.