07
21
2007
I’m afraid I’ll have to take my car to the mechanic, which I really can’t afford. But it’s been making this weird noise lately. Kind of a knocking sound. From the trunk. Kind of a knocking, banging, “Help, help, for the love of God let me out!” kind of sound.
I don’t know much about cars, but I don’t think they’re supposed to make that noise. It doesn’t affect the way it drives, but it’s annoying. Makes it hard to concentrate when you’re on the phone or trying to text-message your friends. So I might have to take it in to the mechanic. But maybe not. It’s been getting quieter the last couple of days. Maybe it’ll go away on its own.
We’ll see.
Humor, Stories ·
04
12
2007
It’s your life, your story, your destiny — you decide what happens next. Are you brave enough to dare the future? If so, your fate awaits you:
It’s Summer At Grandma’s!
If you have the balls (or ovaries)…
Stories ·
05
14
2006
Mother’s Day is such a wonderful occasion! It’s that very special day when you give thanks that the Outback Steakhouse commercial telling you to take your mom to Outback Steakhouse will finally stop playing every thirty minutes on every radio station in town! Man, they drive that commercial into ground like it’s a Green Day song! But it’s over… for 11 ½ months.
So in honor of Mother’s Day, I’m posting a travel article about Australia. You can read it here — Destination: Australia!
PS: Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! I love you!
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