Category Archives: Status

Big Deal

It’s nice of the Guinness Book to keep records of “stadium noise.” Gives people who’ve never won anything something to be proud of. #seattle @PeteCarroll

Posted by David van Wert on in Status 16 Comments

Hanukkah Already?

It’s Hanukkah already? Man, I still haven’t even taken down my Yom Kippur decorations. Well, Happy Hanukkah! In other news, Happy Thanksgiving too!

Posted by David van Wert on in Status 8 Comments

Save on Your Heating Bills!

Winter heating bills got you down? Simply run extension cords through the neighbor’s basement windows and use their outlets to power your space heaters (and any other appliances!). #moneysavingtips #frugalbastard

Posted by David van Wert on in Status 9 Comments

Miley Cyrus

Once again, the internet is obsessed with a meaningless uproar over a meaningless event on a meaningless awards show… I simply could not care less. Going to bed now. My bed is lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises … Continue reading >>

Posted by David van Wert on in Status 21 Comments

Spoiler Alert

If you haven’t read The Book of Revelation yet, stay away from the corner of 2nd & Washington. Some guy with a bullhorn is shouting out major spoilers!

Posted by David van Wert on in Status 40 Comments