Category Archives: Status
This year, I’m just draping the tree with Mardi Gras beads. Because let’s face it, that tree is still going to be up when Mardi Gras rolls around. Laissez les bon Noelle rouler!
Happy May Day (or International Workers’ Day), my fellow workers of the world! On this day, we celebrate the solidarity of the working class, as we labor to make this world a better… wait a sec… I’m off today! Screw … Continue reading
Okay, so we figured out (or Donald Sterling taught us) how to get old, white racists banned from basketball… so how do we also get them banned from government? Ideas? Thoughts?
Congrats to my undergrad school, Stephen F. Austin, for making the NCAA tournament as a 12th seed this year! You could be the next VCU—they went to the Final Four in 2011! All you gotta do is… beat VCU in … Continue reading
Separated at birth, two brothers follow different paths. One becomes a stand-up comedian, the other an astrophysicist. When they finally meet as adults and decide to become roommates, hilarity ensues! Sinbad & Neil Degrasse Tyson in “It Ain’t Rocket Science! … Continue reading
Warning: Spoilers! Whoa! Can’t believe the ending to True Detective! Walter White beheads Ned Starck who, it turns out, killed Laura Palmer– his own daughter! And then Diane leaves Frasier at the altar, and Frasier becomes a radio host in … Continue reading
And with the flinging of the Olympic torch onto an enormous pile of kerosene soaked tires, the XXII Olympic Winter Games in Sochi have officially begun!
Richard Sherman out-douchebagged every athlete ever tonight! I have never seen a less gracious display after a game. And coming from the winner too… wow, Richard Sherman. Wow. (disclaimer: “Douchebaggery” only involves non-criminal “being a jerk” stuff. I’m sure he … Continue reading
In this glorious New Year, as we all look optimistically toward the future and all the promise it holds, does it really matter where my pants are, Officer?