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As the remake of “When a Stranger Calls” was apparently the #1 movie in America last week, it seems like an opportune time to remind folks of my radio-style parody of the basic conceit of the film. And as if that weren’t already too much, I also had the nerve to put it on stage. So take your pick: audio or video.

A little tune from the Loaded Chamber Orchestra entitled “First Thought in the Morning, Last Thought at Night.”

This was actually the very first Loaded Chamber Orchestra song with lyrics ever completed. It was never released because they wanted to make a very slight change to the lyrics. But you know, this version was finished way back in October of ‘03, and Anonymous Josh still hasn’t re-recorded the vocals. And it’s Christmas. So screw ‘em.

Here He Comes! (The Santa Song)