Abe Vigoda’s name
as written by Abe Vigoda
Official membership card as carried by card carrying members.
Designed by Mason Wood
Baton Rouge Dart Association patch as worn by 1991 Silver Division team “Vigoda’s Arrows”
(legato, with great reverence)
Never won a Tony
or an Oscar too.
Never won no Golden Globe
but we still love you,
Abe Vigoda.
He was in "The Godfather"
and that "Barney Miller" show.
Only good thing about "Look Who’s Talking"
and "Joe Versus the Volcano"–
Abe Vigoda.
(bridge, shouted with gusto)
Nuclear meltdown!
School kids smoking crack!
Abe could make it better!
We gotta bring the Fish back!
(legato, even greater reverence than before
if such a thing is possible)
Fuck Hal Linden.
Fuck Max Gail too.
Fuck Steve Landesberg.
Screw you, Jack Soo.
Bite me, Ron Carey,
bite me on the ass.
And while I’m on the subject
go to hell, Ron Glass–
You’re not Abe Vigoda.
(la Ronde!)
Fuck Laurence Olivier
Fuck Al Pacino
Fuck Jeremy Irons
Fuck Robert DeNiro
Fuck Ian McKellan
Fuck Ray Liotta
They’re not Abe Vigoda.
music: Booty McGrooty
lyrics: Booty McGrooty & David van Wert
Alex said:
on December 27, 2005 @ 2:23 pm
Abe — not dead yet! Hooray!
Thanks for the lyrics. Any chance of a mp3 of the song?
Ricky said:
on January 4, 2006 @ 11:58 pm
I love Abe Vigoda!!!!
Ron said:
on January 9, 2006 @ 10:07 pm
Abe forever!
sexy kitten said:
on July 26, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
he’s abe-o’licous
bluedemond said:
on December 14, 2006 @ 12:40 pm
i wish that Barney Miller was still on t.v.!!!! i loved it!!!!!!
Christopher T. Poulin said:
on July 31, 2007 @ 10:16 am
The world needs a little more Abe
Jim Stone said:
on July 31, 2007 @ 10:18 am
The man was like a father to me!
Buckerman Shue said:
on September 8, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
Abe Vigoda was my reason for being! All my life I dreamed of being on the Barney Miller show In fact once I had a dream that I was having coffee in the 7th precinct and fish told me “The secret to success is always keeping a flattened prune in your wallet” and “Never use low cost condoms! they’ll always break when you are wearing your beer goggles”
Rocks, Rollo, & S.O.B. said:
on October 5, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
I,ve got nuthin to say, cept that I know Bobbys nickname before there was a Robert Dinero,
Wrote to him once or twice I didn’t expect him to answer any of them and guess what, he never let me down, one time I even took him to church, Catholic Church of course, and I would stand or kneel just to see him make all those mistakes. I really loved that guy as no brother could ever love his brother, but growing up together was not in the plan, but thats ok because he was so much fun to get him mad at dumb things.
JoeR
Abe4Ever said:
on November 27, 2007 @ 11:41 am
My mom still insists to this day that my first word was “Abe,” when only 9 months old. When I had no one else to turn to in the dark years of my high school experience when I felt like such a reject, Abe was there for me to see me through.
One of the most precious moments of my life was “The Lighting of the Vigoda” on the Conan O’Brien show. Abe stood there like a beacon of hope to a confused generation searching for answers. May his light never go out!
Turtle Kid said:
on November 27, 2007 @ 11:44 am
I like Vigodas…
Deepan Diogurt said:
on January 3, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
I sing praise for the day Mr.Vigoda marched into my village (which I am not allowed to name under duress from A.C.L.U. based pressure groups with bullhorns)and liberated us from the tyranny of the unnamable Groatanvigal