This year, I’m just draping the tree with Mardi Gras beads. Because let’s face it, that tree is still going to be up when Mardi Gras rolls around. Laissez les bon Noelle rouler!
I was one of The Flying Dutchmen, a famed family of trapeze artists, until a tragic accident left me an orphan and earned me the colorful nickname "Butterfingers."