08
15
2007
My great-great-grandfather was one of the most feared gunslingers in the Old West.
Not feared by other gunslingers so much, but innocent bystanders would run for cover whenever “Blind Johnny” van Wert came to town.
My great-great-uncle “Cross-Eyed Billy” van Wert was also greatly feared.
In 1882, a family squabble forced the two of them to face-off in the town of Doomsdale, TX. Fifteen people were killed (and twenty-two severely wounded) before they ran out of bullets. Afterwards, Johnny and Billy sat down for some pie and worked out their differences.
It was a great day for peace in the Old West.
Humor, Stories ·
08
15
2007
So I designed an built a website recently… and here it is:
The Celebrity Impersonators Convention
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08
08
2007
I’ve really been putting off going to the dentist. I’m WAY overdue for my check up, but I don’t like going to the dentist anyway so it’s really easy to put off. I know it shouldn’t be that big a deal, but when I was in college a very good friend of mine died in the dentist’s chair, and ever since then I’ve been a bit skittish.
To be fair, it wasn’t the dentist’s fault. He walked out of the room and my friend leaned over to the big nitrous tank, put his mouth straight on the nozzle, cranked it up, and froze solid. Then he toppled over and broke into a million little pieces. So that’s why I don’t like going to the dentist.
I just know that’s going to happen to me one day.
Humor, Stories ·
07
21
2007
I’m afraid I’ll have to take my car to the mechanic, which I really can’t afford. But it’s been making this weird noise lately. Kind of a knocking sound. From the trunk. Kind of a knocking, banging, “Help, help, for the love of God let me out!” kind of sound.
I don’t know much about cars, but I don’t think they’re supposed to make that noise. It doesn’t affect the way it drives, but it’s annoying. Makes it hard to concentrate when you’re on the phone or trying to text-message your friends. So I might have to take it in to the mechanic. But maybe not. It’s been getting quieter the last couple of days. Maybe it’ll go away on its own.
We’ll see.
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