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Tis that special day, that day that comes but once a yearrr — International Talk Like A Pirate Day. On this day we rejoice in the community of spirit that fills us all when we join together to talk like pirates.

If you need any help, just watch this important educational film. It covers all the important do’s and don’ts for the heretics who haven’t been observing this holiday.

And if you happen to read this post after September 19th, watch the filmstrip anyway so you’ll be prepared for next yearrr.

And now, my favorite pirate joke:
A little boy is trick or treating by himself on Halloween, dressed as a pirate. At one house, a man seeing the boy alone asks, “Where are your buccaneers?” The little boy responds, “On either side o’ me ‘buccan’ head!”