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Four straight days of rain in Los Angeles mark the official end of fire season and the official beginning of mud slide season. Hooray!

Last night it rained in Los Angeles for the first time in 181 days. But I was parked under an overhang so I didn’t get the free car wash. Shit.

“Die, Vampire! Die!” is an on-going, ever-growing piece I’m building with an incredibly clever javascript contraption called TiddlyWiki coded by an incredibly clever fellow called Jeremy Ruston.
Caveats: Jeremy’s code is brand spanking new so there are some glitches he’s ironing out, and my piece is still quite a few bones short of a skeleton. But check it out, and check back as it gets refined. It works in all current generation browsers (but works best in something besides Internet Explorer…)

If the rumors are true, I’ll be appearing on Saturday Night Live on October 23rd. It’ll only be for a few seconds, it’ll be on video, and I’ll be in a bear costume, but check it out anyway. If you can tell which bear is me, a special prize awaits you. Enjoy!