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Hey, look! It’s some woolly mammoths!

This is another picture done up for a British Columbia tourism video. Apparently, there used to be some of those up in Canada during the Ice Age. Good times!

Here are two versions of the “Cadborosaurus” cryptid that supposedly swims through Cadboro Bay in Victoria, British Columbia. To my mind, one of these is bad-ass and one is lame. The lame one was chosen for the project (a tourism video) because supposedly it’s “more accurate” to the description of the beastie.

But I ask you: Is “Inglorious Basterds” nominated for an Oscar™ this year because it’s accurate or because it’s bad-ass?

Totally bad-ass version

“Sleeker, more eel-like” (i.e. lame) version that Ernesto Lopez correctly described as “orca bait”

And here’s a side view of the critter:

Marlon Taylor as “Tyler Perry’s Othello”

Will Hardyman as “Oedipus” former King of Thebes, now restauranteur

Sarah Simmons as Jane

Brenan Grant as “Luis Popodopolous” head chef at Oedipus Mex

Nick Mathews as Nigel Manfringinson, head waiter at Oedipus Mex

Allison Wooldridge as “Archduke Roberto von Fluffykins the Third”